There are literally millions of people in this world who think watching some guy make fun of a roll of tape is a good use of 10 minutes. Flex Tape is good for so much more than just taping boats together.
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Looking for games to play during your virtual game night? In February 2017, in a moment that must surely have given Phil Swift heart palpitations of joy, the NASCAR car that Flex Tape sponsors — driven by Garrett Smithley — crashed at Daytona and was in bad need of a 5-minutes-or-less repair. Flex Tape forms a super strong bond with itself, so if you’re patching a pool it’s best to first apply Flex Tape to the interior side of the pool wall and then place a second piece of Flex Tape to the exterior. Based on what we've seen so far of people's actual experiences with Flex Taped boats, you should probably not try Phil Swift's glass-bottomed-boat-in-shark-infested-waters thing. Phil did post about his son on Instagram — Nic Swift is a music producer living in Los Angeles, and he even has some Flex Seal cred. But alas, like the Phil Swift Halloween costume, the Phil Swift cardboard cutout is officially no longer available.
We'd like to suggest Lucas Till, for a start. We already know that Phil Swift launched the Flex Seal company with his brother Alan, but intel on Alan is notoriously difficult to find. On September 30th, 2017, popular YouTuber JonTron uploaded a video, (shown below) in which he watches and discusses the Flex Tape commercial, as well as Flex Seal's Flex Seal Liquid commercial and their extreme bucket demo video (shown below, lower left and right). Flex Tape is a rubberized, waterproof tape that features a triple thick adhesive that the company claims grips on tight and instantly creates a watertight seal to patch, bond, seal, and repair. His brother Alan, who gets a lot less air time but is also one of the geniuses behind the Flex Seal and Flex Tape family of products, is a University of Houston graduate with 26 years in business administration.
We do not recommend using Flex Tape on radiator hoses. Now, everyone who watches NASCAR racing gets to have Phil Swift catchphrases on repeat in their brains everytime they see a Flex Seal/Flex Tape car round a corner, so yay.
But whatever — it's stupid to eat things that aren't food. Featured Flex Tape Memes See All. Q: What temperature should I apply it? Perhaps you want to do more than just spend hours online, obsessively googling "Flex Tape" and "Phil Swift." If you don't like that idea, you can use Flex Tape on your furniture feet to prevent scuffing because cutting circles of super-sticky Flex Tape with your household scissors is way more practical than buying a pack of 181 felt furniture pads that are the same price as a roll of Flex Tape and, you know, actually designed for the purpose. Every once in a while, a product comes along that is so amazing, so revolutionary, so beyond the wildest fathomings of the human imagination, that we dedicate our spare time, creativity, and meme-making skills to making fun of it. Perhaps the world just wasn't ready. Is there anything I can do to prep the surface?
Does superhuman charisma and marketing genius run in the family? "You know it's hard to get ahead in life," (har, har) Phil Swift wrote.
After the crew revealed the switch, they offered to demo the real Flex Taped bucket but oops, they ran out of time. It's great to be a meme lord and also the owner of a wildly successful line of products that may or may not work as advertised. Now, it's not super-clear why this was something that needed saying out loud, but we are living in the Tide Pod era, after all.
After 60 layers also failed to stop a bullet, he tried 80 layers, and at that point the bullet was finally thwarted. No famous person is safe from the ultimate hazard of success in America: litigation. In the video, Phil calls JonTron "my child" and shows him something in a metal toolbox that emits golden light and opera music, which let's face it, is not something you do unless you either don't take yourself too seriously or are an actual supernatural being. You could, you know, cut up your neighbor's boat and tape it back together or something, although come to think of it, that would probably not make you very popular with your neighbor, so maybe don't do that. So you're probably not going to get any secret insight into the family life of Phil Swift from either of those sources. So that probably means we'll continue to see unauthorized merchandise for as long as Flex Tape and Flex Seal continue to be A Thing. A: No. Once more, for emphasis, totally, utterly, and completely no, so don't go making yourself body armor out of the stuff, okay? Apart from acting as a spokesman for the Flex products, he's also the co-founder of the company behind the products. Except it wasn't the Flex Taped bucket, it was another bucket, which means Barkley actually ended up soaked.
But Inside Edition tried duplicating the sawed-in-half boat trick with only limited success. How exactly does a stupid roll of tape gain international fame, its own library of ridiculous memes, and the love and adoration of men and women everywhere? See, the Flex Tape guy is more than just a dude peddling products in commercials. FLEX TAPE® is a super strong waterproof tape that can instantly patch, bond, seal virtually anything.
You can! Other people have used Flex Tape to build unbreakable walls, which seems like it would be a really handy thing to do in the zombie apocalypse when you're really going to need a way to keep flesh-eating corpses out of your yard. Anyway, according to JD Motorsports, Smithley's car was repaired using Flex Tape, and then he went on to finish eighth in the race. Because evidently there are people who have joked that Flex Tape and/or Flex Seal's other line of amazing products might actually be delicious, Phil Swift felt it was necessary to post a video on Instagram warning fans to keep the stuff out of their mouths. decided to sit on his couch and talk about Flex Tape, Phil Swift has also inspired a slough of fan art, Flex Seal guitar picks that cost $2 apiece. Or the psoriasis thing because that's just gross (and expensive).
Is he as stunningly beautiful as his brother? Long, long ago, people figured out they could raise brand awareness with T-shirts and hoodies, which was probably around the same time people realized they could also turn entire cars into high-speed billboards. For inquiries regarding any of the Flex Seal Family of Products outside the United States, please click one of the links below: FLEX SEAL PRODUCTS © All Rights ReservedTerms and Conditions | Privacy. Flex Tape may be endowed with supernatural powers that even Thanos himself would envy, but it's still just a stupid roll of tape. Because you didn't already have enough reasons to love and respect him, it has come to our attention that not only is Phil Swift the king of all things made out of liquid rubber, he is also a guitar god. It’s always best to test a small area first.
Don't try to understand how the market works, it just is like that sometimes.
So now you have 17 rolls of Flex Tape, but you just can't bring yourself to saw your boat in half. Not Phil Swift, though, who clearly has the vision to see ridicule as an opportunity to sell more Flex Tape and Flex Seal.
Since we know Flex Tape is awesome at sticking to living things, the first obvious choice is to use it as a bug trap. So if Phil and Alan Swift have been around for more than a quarter of a century, why, oh why, did they not grace the world with their revolutionary products earlier? It's also a great way to prank someone.
Apart from acting as a spokesman for the Flex products, he's also the co-founder of the company behind the products. Q: Can I use it on a container that holds water for drinking? Fortunately, and this doesn't seem staged or just waaaay too convenient at all, there was plenty of Flex Tape on hand because duh, it would have been really embarrassing if the pit crew for a NASCAR car with the words "Flex Tape" written all over it had nothing but a roll of Gorilla Tape stashed in its toolbox.
"It was time to bond, seal and repair his soul," wrote one fan. For fans who may not relish the thought of pulling the guts out of their Phil Swift pumpkin, Flex Seal also sponsored a "big head" giveaway on Instagram — winners received autographed copies of Phil Swift's giant head. Maybe a zombie-proof wall for his front yard or a couple boats you cut up and taped together? So Flex Tape got some brand recognition, while no one actually got to see whether the stuff works.
Q: What is the maximum pressure it can withstand? ), Phil Swift has been in the marketing and direct sales industry since the '80s. However, Flex Seal aerosol may be used as a primer to transform the appearance of surfaces where Flex Tape has been applied. Maybe some rules need to be changed at NASCAR — surely it's unfair for a driver to use such a supernatural performance enhancer in the middle of a race?
Yes, $10 million. And also people complaining loudly, publicly, and in Amazon product reviews. Poor consumers. It's a free online image maker that allows you to add custom resizable text to images. Flex Tape’s powerful adhesive bonds instantly to almost any surface and actually gets stronger with time and pressure.
So that's great. At least we can probably assume that the room will survive the next hurricane. For Halloween 2018, the company announced a Phil Swift pumpkin carving competition, and just in case you aren't creative enough to figure out how to make your pumpkin look like Phil Swift, they even provided the stencil. Not Phil Swift, though. You can also use it to tape on your rearview mirror, tape your hood closed, and fix your cracked bumper. "), repaired it with Flex Tape, and then demoed the repair by pouring water into the bucket while holding it over Charles Barkley's head.
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